I'm Not Racist, But…": 45 Things People Have Said That Made Others Know Immediately They Wouldn't Be Friends

"Put yourself in someone else's place when you see them in a certain situation before deciding on what their personality is, " Dr. Whitbourne added. It counts for Hypocritical Humor on Kyle's part considering he couldn't stop laughing at Cartman for contracting AIDS in the first place (though that was mostly due to him seeing it as payback for what Cartman's done through the years). It's not for work or anything-- what religion are you? New guy started at my job, we were outside smoking on first break. Clive Barker's Mr. B. Nice to meet you too, don't think I'll be taking breaks with you. By the end of the show, the only person not infected is Emma. While Hanako's path was intended from the very beginning to drop this trope on the player (according to Word of God), Rin's can also be interpreted similarly. Of course, nobody listened. The aliens are bloody annoyed that they only exist to provide vicarious entertainment to adolescent Earthlings... My mom is the person i love hentaifr. - In Harry Potter, when telling the story of the rape of Tom Riddle Sr., Dumbledore gives one to Harry, and by extension, the readers, who thought that using a Love Potion was entirely harmless. Joker-fun again in The Devil's Advocate.

Her quirkiness is just so adorable, it's probably just a sign of true intelligence! In another story arc heavy on Refuge in Audacity, the Joker actually succeeds at selling his own life story to a low-budget movie studio in Gotham and has himself cast as the star, even getting up-and-coming young actors to appear in the film alongside him, cast as his victims (who somehow never consider the almost certain possibility that he really will try to kill them). It was genuinely a point of pride for him to work while sick. I also apologize for having to repeat it. Stop shooting at us! " Absolutely disgusting. Like any of us were going to bang her in the walk-in cooler if she didn't. It was probably a reference to fan-favorite Belkar too.

He walks up, lights up his cigarette and says "you know, I think my severe arachnophobia has transformed into an arachnophilia. Cartman leads his "crew" to Somalia dressed as a Long John Silver knockoff and spouting all the pirate cliches — but is disappointed to find that the actual Somalian pirates are A Disgrace To Blackbeard (wielding assault rifles instead of swords, and drinking water instead of grog). Prior to this in Deadpool #900 Deadpool laments that he'll never be able to die, the one thing he really wants, because he's too popular to kill off. After he's done he lectures his unseen audience about their expectations — and broadcasts the producer's money-grubbing reaction. Mick Foley in general has become famous for doing this. Gone starts from the premise that the book itself is possessed by a demon who frequently implores the reader to burn the book and set him free. It was okay to beat the shit out of him, but don't do the ethnic joke!

As Roy compiles a list of all the people Thog has slaughtered, Tarquin comments: Tarquin: It's weird, no matter how many people he kills, the audience still thinks he's lovable. Always had snacks and would always listen when they were having a problem or whatever). Lois is dumbfounded when Peter's interpretation of The King and I turns out to be a big hit, and she gives the audience a "The Reason You Suck" Speech saying that their approval of such "mind-numbing schlock" is contributing to the fall of American culture. Also discussed by Proximo: Proximo: Thrust this into another man's flesh, and they will applaud and love you for that. ", and St. Peter goes "Hey, Jesus, did you call a cab?

She was complaining the 15 year old kid who just fled from the war in Ukraine wasn't working hard enough at his dishwashing job. He says "I've got my lady hollering at me to come to the hospital. The Hunger Games essentially turns you into an audience member, getting you swept away in the cool costumes and the love triangles before all your favorite characters start biting the dust and the ones left alive can never be the same again. So you've read the whole thing, haven't you? Itazura Gokuaku is about a serial train molester and a handful of his victims. To gain more insight on this topic, we reached out to Susan Krauss Whitbourne, Ph. Isn't that giving him exactly what he wanted? In-setting example: Wonderita of The Non-Adventures of Wonderella discovers she's playing this kind of game when she finds a dead enemy's ID card, goes to its home, and meets its alien widow and child. Porn movie scenario, but if you do the decision blows up in your face as the scene quickly turns dark and wrong, the boss turning evil and the heroine turning sad and pitiful. Mocked in Danny Boyle's film adaptation of The Beach. Horrortale occasionally lets the readers decide what the protagonist Aliza should do. And then you go, and, as Hisao, push her further and further into insanity despite her constant (in the beginning) objections and the fact that she obviously isn't interested, because she's so smart and cute, right? You find yourself saying, "Me too! "

Louis C. K. has a bit "Of course... but maybe" where he says that "of course" something is bad, "but maybe" it's not entirely bad, starting with fairly mild things. "That is very important, especially to determine what emotion to display to ensure that it is consistent with the situation (i. e. not laughing in a serious situation). The game calls all of it out and then ends with you fighting against the Danganronpa fanbase with the explicit goal of pissing them off with a lame ending so that they lose interest in Danganronpa and stop watching, thus preventing future killing games from happening since the franchise is no longer profitable. In The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas, the narrator describes the titular town as a lovely utopia free of strife.

Violence: The Roleplaying Game of Egregious and Repulsive Bloodshed by Greg Costikyan, which explicitly states that it was designed to be a D&D-style hack and slay game set in the modern world... and is a jokingly condescending condemnation of how violent the player is. My favourite was when my husband and I were working together for a bit (he worked there before and we needed help so he came in on days off to lend a hand) and the one guy I was having issues with at the time said I was a huge b***h and he didn't understand why they didn't just fire me aside from my tits (thinking this new guy would be his friend). Also, it is also remarkably easy for people to put on a false impression, " she told Bored Panda. Hisses) How Buddhist of you. I once met a woman who told me she hates women and has no female friends because women are too much drama and she's just one of the guys. Manic Street Preachers' "Of Walking Abortion": "Who's responsible/You fucking are. It's a bit of a mindfuck for a viewer who just spent 20 minutes laughing, perhaps somewhat nervously, at AIDS jokes. It hits hard on both sides of the fourth wall. He then sets off on a quest to murder each and every one of his fans. The Devils Chair has a weird moment of Breaking the Fourth Wall where the protagonist tells the audience that the movie's just gotten silly and that they're horrible people for enjoying it.

He didn't last very long, but not because of things he said. In the next scene, we see her legs heavily bandaged — and the parts that aren't bandaged are covered with nasty second-degree burns. Maximus: Are you not entertained?!